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Bands.


Abraxasaxophonic

Hard free jazz, real hard. Arrington De Dionyso of Old Time Relijun in a solo project of miraculous proportions. Listen as he soothes the soul with merely a saxophone accompanied by the sounds of a smooth jazz station. I believe this recording can charm snakes.
Smooth Jazz Vagina, CD -- $10.00 PPD

The Arm

Dr. Arm has intercepted an important message from the future, regarding the mysteries of the sexy rocker chick. It has been encoded within a 9 cassette series, including a conclusion to the information. The only problem is we don’t have a decoder to demodulate the messages. This leaves us with 7 hours of unintelligable raw data. Are your brains scientific enough to crack the mysterious space-code? We have only 1 cassette series left if you’d like to give it a go here’s your chance. Note: If you would buy this we could take this description off of our website. Won't you please help?
All About Sexy Rocker Chicks, Cassette -- $5.00 PPD sorry no paypal!

Bio-Bitch!

We have all seen them; on highways and at truck stops, in diners and cafe's. The mob ridicules them... They don't care, deep in their hearts they know what blood is. Do you? Bio-Bitch blends equal parts 666 with American patriotism into the ultimate trailer-thrash album. Pure-White thrash
BloodDrive, Compact Disk -- $9.00 PPD


CockFight!


This collection of electronic farm music is a collection is based on rural barn tones. After all, CockFight IS from the country. The dark side of farming is about to be exposed
Boneyard II, CD -- $9.00 PPD

Crystal Lake

The majesty of natures great creation is transposed as Crystal Lake enriches the listener with country loops, reflections on Hollywood, kill and much much more. As is well known, she was a street-knifist in France for many years, so her side B etching is all the more special. As always when I listen I cry... What could have been?
Woodcuts, Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD


Debaser


True one-man rock band as played by a Friend Cunt. This record reminds me of the good ole days when I would sit in hot stuffy apartment all day long consistently masturbating to bad 80s porn until my balls ached and the place smelled of dead spit. Please live in this world of chronic masterbation with me and buy this record.
Starcore, Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD

Friends Forever

Surfs up dude!!!! HANG 10!!! KAWABUNGA!!!! Lets have a bon fire and strum the guitar. Friends Forever surf with knives and battle axes on there latest ep. This entire disc was recorded in Cabo San Lucas and Cancun last spring during a time of deep spirituality and meditation. This album will actually wake you up and put you to sleep all in one sitting.
Tidal Wave City, Compact Disk -- $9.00 PPD


Gang Wizard


Friend, this release is available.
From deep in the hills of California lives Gang Wizard. Recently, they came down from the mountains to forge two rock bustin hits out of solid diamond. It was then decided that perhaps these songs need balanced justice. Friends Forever were asked to expand on the thoughts of Gang Wizard, and suggested that an exploration into the realms of deep space was very necassary. This very limited edition (only 60) 9" is only the very tip of the very beginning.

Split W/ Friends4ever, Phongraph/9inch Lathe Cut -- $10.00 PPD sorry no paypal


Mammal


FOG III was originally released as a 90 minute cassette in 2002 on the Animal Disguise Recordings label. It is difficult to completely pin point MAMMAL's strange musical style, some may say it leans toward power electronics with a bone crushing back beat, on the surface this may be true, but it's hard to deny the underlying imagination at work. There's something spooky and fascinating in this blasting sound, as though Mr. Mlitter is summoning weird undescribable sound monsters out the aeons of time and space. On FOG III, MAMMAL has let these musical beasts rip through the realms of infinity for all to hear.
Fog III, CD -- $10.00 PPD

Natan Frequency

If you liked the movie “three” you’ll love this LP. The entire album was recorded at the place Hollywood movie producer Roy Radin’s head was blown off by a shotgun. It was made by Wizard333 in attempt to conjure up the atmosphere of Black Hollywood; the Hollywood of secrets, Satanism, and of course wild sex orgies. Make the grave your dying place.
The Tapping Of Roy Radin, Phonograph/LP -- $7.00 PPD


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John once described his penis to me as a 7 inch steamroller, this also is an apt description of this 7 inch e.p.: a 7 inch steamroller. As for me, I once described this 7in. (but not Johns penis) as a big ball of dark gray yarn, and as you untangle it you find a nest of insects at its core. I still think it’s an appropriate description to this black psychedelic single (and possibly Johns penis).
Phonograph/7inch EP -- $3.00 PPD sorry no paypal -also available in the form of a record 'log'-


Professor Cantaloupe and Don Bolles


To listen to this album is to perceive the world in both a microscopic and macroscopic point of view. Professor Cantaloupe (Syncopation) and Don Bolles (Kitten Sparkles, Ex-Germs) use sound in strictly a scientific sense. Each piece is a psychotropic adventure into the bubbling beakers of tomorrow. Remember, exploring the unknown can be scary.
The Plasmodian World of ..., Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD

Rose 4 Boden


Rose For Bohdan is not afraid to rock with a dog. In fact, R4B rocks w/ a dog on this album. R4B rocks with a dog on none-the-less a cover of Girl U Know It's True. Well, thats a lie. R4B was too afraid to rock with a dog so the ladies of Antelope were sent in instead and R4B just took the credit by doing some BS remix on their 4track. What R4B was actualy not afraid to do was to not rock. This is a hiphop album. It is also a DOUBLE CD released by multiple labels such as these: Deathbomb Arc/ Imvated/ Cephia's Treat/ Blackbean and Placenta
Decoration Monster, CD -- $10.00 PPD

Scummerai

The giant onshore oil death rig, SCUMMERAI, is here: crushing and recruiting everything in its path. SCUMMERAI is the inevitable nightmarish outcome of a natural progression in an OIL CULTURE. It's a grim future; will you join? The choice may not be yours. SCUMMERAI, who's Fi is Hi, records exclusively at SUN STUDIOS.
Double Crane, Flesh Scoop Essentials, CD -- $10.00 PPD


Secret Girls


Where did Friends Forever, Jeannie Gateaux, and Rock come from? Littleton. From ’92 to ’96 Secret Girls made music to accompany an apocalypse of any form. This LP represents their philosophy of Kill-Music. Each track is a gospel song for the Girl, the all-empowering entity who can never be spoken This may be their final work but their tears will never end.
Bring It On, Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD

Tres Quatro

Music so real it will scare you. The texture of pure analog waves jump off this record and scramble the listener. Each piece twists and turns into unpredictable territories of sound. You want to get this beautifully textured space-journey-record. Wildly popular in new age circles.
Tres Quatro Zer0, Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD

Uscochi

Uscochi is a wonderfully unique voyage into what could be describes as guitar submission holds. Perhaps a trip into psychedelic fuck rock. Originally titled Uschochi aint no chachi; Paramount Studios injucted it with an injuction. Calm but not spacey. Complex Venn-Diagram rock based on Hex x systems. Don't get us wrong, this thing is visceral; it aint no wussy-ass philosophical work that is understood through liner notes. Understood? Let's put it this way: fuck yoga bro, this shit will make you as limber as a spahgetti.
Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD


Zombie Zombie/FF



This album is an exploration into the deepest realms of fear known to man, ghosts, goblins, mummies, spiders, old hags, zombies flying kites. It's okay if you don't want to buy this, we understand, FEAR is a tough emotion to deal with, but it's a goddamn great mechanism to assure a bullshit administration another victory!
Split W/ FF Phonograph/7inch EP -- $3.00 PPD sorry no paypal

Tres Quatro

This is my personal TQ fave. Hard to describe but not to listen to. all kinds of boingy shit happening, lots of analogue sounds free from coastal influences. Songs based on stand up bass and click fucked shit. Serious, buy this; this stuff is released. Record sleeve included.
Tres Quatro 1(uno), Phongraph/LP -- $7.00 PPD